Limericks

The Girl And Her Date

Oh there once was a beautiful girl

To the movies she went with a whirl

It was scary in there

But she just didn't care

'Cause she went with a big furry squirrel

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Gangsta Frog

The big cat wore a hat with a rat

The big rat beat the cat with a bat

Then along came two dogs

Being followed by frogs

Then one frog shot the cat in the back

8-2

Dead Fred

by  Joshua William Burns

Oh There once was a guy name of Fred

And his hair was incredibly red

Then he fell down the stairs

But then nobody cares

That now Fred he is dead in his bed

8-6

Bo's Bad Day

Well there once was a kid name of Bo

Then he started to eat yellow snow

Now he doesn't feel good

'Cause he tried to eat wood

He got  beat up by his girlfriend Jo

8-7

Bear In The Fair

Well There once was a bear in a fair

And he dreamed he was losing his hair

Oh but then he woke up

And his soda blew up

Then his friends challenged him to a dare

8-8

Snowman Loves Math

When A snowman was taking a trek

He was doing his homework for Tech

All the problems he got

When the water got hot

When he melted he caused a train wreck