"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever
achieve greatly."
-Robert F. Kennedy
YOU MIGHT BE A CROSS
COUNTRY RUNNER IF... ...you start to crave Power Bars.
...your favorite food group is carbohydrates.
...you foam at the mouth.
...you are always hungry.
...you're running in your dreams.
...you have no life besides running.
...your weekends are shot.
...you wake up with cotton mouth.
...you're are as skinny as a twig and have a stupid knit cap for the head.
...you can sharpen an axe blade on your calves.
...you consider school as just a break between runs.
...you always stretch while waiting in the lunch line.
...your room smells like Icy-Hot and New-Skin.
...you can count all your ribs.
...you foam at the mouth every time you see a big hill.
..."Chariots of Fire" is actually entertaining to you.
...pizza, pasta, pizza, & pasta are your four food groups.
...even your dress shoes have spikes.