LOSER RIDDLES...
I am a boy
I am 11 years old
In this story, I like it when I clean my ears
with a paper clip and chew black licorice. 
In this story I do not I like it when people make fun of me and my earwax.
A funny thing that happened to me is when I told
Donald that I have a pet lizard named Nobody.
A scary thing that happened to me is whenever I run out of black licorice.
The character I am with most in the story is Donald.
I like this character because he is funny.
I am__________
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I am a boy.
I am 11 years old
In this story I like it when I get a star.
I don't like it when I lose the Field Day race.
A funny thing that happened to me is when I take
my giraffe hat to the first day of school.
A scary thing that happens to me is when I saw the furnace monster.
The character I am with most in this story is my dad.
I like this person because he is a mailman.
I am __________